Tobo o Vandam!

Taxi Driver Story: Oh man, what a classic! Last night, driver picks me. Usual taxi driver/customer conversation starts, you know, like he has been working too long this week and all that jazz..
I respond, encouraging him to take time off. Then he tells me, his daughter's birthday is next month and asks me if I had any friend coming from overseas soon? I asked why. He asked, "If possible can your friend purchase 2 duty free bottles (rum) for me and I will pay your friend. I didn't think, it was a problem, but I wasn't sure whether the bottles of rum was for him or for his daughter,lol!

I said, "No promises, but I will keep it in mind". Then he leans over to say  " Ahre, Please don't tell the other drivers...I don't want them to know...they all aghe-piche (backstabbers)"!!

This morning, another driver asked ." Hey Brada, you gonna bring some duty free for Raj?(not his real name).  I said No.. but asked, "how you know about it?"

This driver said, "Ahre, the stupid falla.....his RT (meaning mouthpiece) was stuck on the side of his seat, and the button was switched on....and all the other drivers heard everything". LOL!  Tobo o Vandam!!