Keep Horning!

 Dropped by at Family home tonight. Asked driver to press the horn so that someone could come out. Noone responded. Driver asked me, "Bhaiya, I keeping horning?"
I replied, "Okay keep horning", hehehe! (I'm slowly kiiling myself laughing)....I thought that was it, until he replied with a sigh, "Boss this thing not horny enough". KAILA MADA! I had to come write it straight away, before I forgot it. Okay Moce mada!

Step Taxi!

 Well this one is from the taxi driver himself. He told me that he picked this drunk person from "After Dark Nightclub" . Driver said, "Dis falla just say, Votualevu". Taxi driver continued his story, saying that when taxi arrived at Votualevu suburb, the customer opened the door and just ran away (step-taxi is the local term). Driver told me "Bhaiya, dis falla one stupid falla, because I drop him infront of his own house. He should choose another house" Vinaka soli vakasala... KAILA!

Brother-In-Law's Taxi Driver Story:

 He was in the taxi and figured he might be short on the change..So when the taxi stopped, he immediately asked driver (pointing to the meter)..Bhaiya, your time now is 7.20pm? The driver quickly reacted, "Nahi Yaar, that's your fare, $7.20"...KAILA MADA!

" Brada can you wait for twentieeeeeee minutes"

 Called for taxi this evening.

Taxi base operator responds, " Brada can you wait for twentieeeeeee minutes" (Its like, he's not sure whether to say twenty or not).
Because the moment, I growled back "WHAAAT?" He quickly bounced back...Okay 2 minutes! hehehe I know he is not going to come in 2 minutes. That is just to get me off the phone. The driver will arrive in 20mins and he will blame the operator for not telling him to come quickly. A viciously funny circle this is!! Good Night!

My Aunty's Taxi Driver Story

Well,my Aunty shared a great TAXI DRIVER story . One of the drivers that normally take me to work...went to pick my dear Aunty from Nasoso. She asked taxi driver, if he can pick her up again a certain time. He replied,
"Worry nahi Aunty, you can call me anytime but just before midnight". To which my aunty replied, "De Cinderella"...KAILA!

Car Wash

 Called for my pickup this morning. Taxi base operator replies " Brada can you wait for 20mins please?". I asked if all taxis were out. He replies, "Ahre, all in the wash-basin" . Kaila mada! Must have been a heavy grog session with plenty basin-mix from last night.

Flooding! Flooding!

Arrived back in Nadi and its raining. Called for taxi pick up. Noticed small pool of water on floor of the taxi and cautioned driver about it. In his own words, he shared, "Ahre boss, the water was flooding, flooding, flooding...Lucky I know how to swim". SEGAII! Well, realising, he was making himself the victim, I felt bad about continuing the issue of the water-logged floor of his taxi. Arrived home and my wife asks why my shoes were wet. I replied, "Its another taxi driver story". hehehe!

No Comment

Taxi Driver Story: The other day the driver asks me, "Hey brada, you gang gonna change your name to Fiji Airways?". I quickly responded, "No comment" as I took a call on my cellphone. In the background, I could hear him repeating, "No comment is still a comment". hehehhe! Must have been a boring morning for him.